Lindsay Lohan let it all hang out in Cannes this week. How many times have we seen Lindsay's crotch? Too many! I hear she is stuck in France due to a volcano and might not make it back in time for court. The judge will issue a warrant for her arrest if she doesn't appear. She's going to jail (probably) for not completing her alcohol classes, totally understandable, it's hard to show up to that crap drunk or sober. It's only a matter of time before Lindsay lands in the slammer, but I'm sure it'll only be for a hot minute.