Jessica Simpson is probably not pregnant...

Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson were caught leaving a night club and they both look tore up from the floor up. Which leads me to believe that Jessica is maybe not pregnant. But then again Jess isn't the brightest bulb in the socket. She would just say, "is this baby what I have here fetal alcohol syndrome or did I just drop it on it's head? I know it's eyes are crossed... but it says Pampers on it's butt... pass the tuna."