Alicia Keys has a fairly decent ass. That's about the only nice thing I can think of to say about her.
Frankly, she annoys me. She has this holier than thou attitude, a sneer in nearly every photograph... even her ass is smirking. Right here. See it?
Her music is ridiculous. When I listen to music I'd like to be entertained. If I want to hear a song based purely on showcasing your talent I'll go watch American Idol. For the most part, I find her a bit pitchy, I mean bitchy.