Christian Bale has a body in his yard....

A dead guy was dug up out of Christian Bale's yard. At first it was thought to be a crew member from Bale's Terminator Salvation movie. Remember this?

But it was just Michael Snyder missing for 8 years. His wife killed him.

How creepy. A body, dead and buried was discovered in Christian Bale's yard. Of all the people to have a dead guy show up it would be Christian Bale. Can you imagine him screaming, "Get up. Get the fuck up you dead, crusty fucking fuck of a fuck. You're unbelievable."

God, I think I am in love with this guy.