Jenna Elfman is distorted...

Wow. Jenna Elfman is like, super pregnant. She is carrying that baby down low too. It actually looks like a watermelon trying to make it's escape.

When I was a kid that's what my mom used to tell me when I noticed a pregnant lady. I'd ask what "happened" to her, mom would say she swallowed a watermelon seed. I was terrified of watermelons for years. And that's just one way your parents fuck you up.